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aXorb
10-06-2005, 10:03 PM
I HAVE REGISTERED AND NOW I AM HERE! (This is Dan)

bambiangel
10-06-2005, 10:05 PM
welcome axorb

Lei01
10-06-2005, 10:05 PM
Hey axorb!!! I have been catching up on the boards at Michael's and you have had me laughing so hard at some of the posts....Glad to see you here too.

lavonne
10-06-2005, 10:06 PM
Bout time dude...been watching you...waiting...hoping...

Thanks for coming by...

lostinks
10-06-2005, 10:13 PM
welcome :) hope you enjoy your stay

pearljam10
10-06-2005, 10:19 PM
Thank God Dan is here! Welcome and bring in your own brand of humor to the board.

Elizabeth
10-06-2005, 10:21 PM
Oh, Dan, I like you. In fact, K might have some competition.

alanagab
10-06-2005, 10:28 PM
hey Dan. Glad you're here!

chayv
10-06-2005, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
I HAVE REGISTERED AND NOW I AM HERE! (This is Dan)

welcome, Dan! i hope you'll visit often. please give my regards to your Sov friends when you see them. i'm sure you'll be seeing each other this weekend. have fun!;)

Eppii
10-06-2005, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by chayv
Originally posted by aXorb
I HAVE REGISTERED AND NOW I AM HERE! (This is Dan)

welcome, Dan! i hope you'll visit often. please give my regards to your Sov friends when you see them. i'm sure you'll be seeing each other this weekend. have fun!;)

who's dan? it seems like everybody knows him.

flowerpower
10-06-2005, 11:34 PM
I think he is a good friend of mike's & also he is the mod for his forum.

Eppii
10-06-2005, 11:44 PM
cool. ^^^

welcome, dan!:)

Kaysar
10-07-2005, 12:33 AM
For those of you who don't know... Dan is now very good friend of mine. I had the pleasure to meet him through Michael some time ago. Thanks Michael!!! If you guys think he's great via internet, you've got to see the things he has to say while I'm beating him at chess!!! LOL. Glad to see you here Dan.

Kaysar

Haylie
10-07-2005, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by Kaysar
For those of you who don't know... Dan is now very good friend of mine. I had the pleasure to meet him through Michael some time ago. Thanks Michael!!! If you guys think he's great via internet, you've got to see the things he has to say while I'm beating him at chess!!! LOL. Glad to see you here Dan.

Kaysar

ok thank you kaysar!

haylie

Wise_Diva
10-07-2005, 12:53 AM
axorb is cool...;) ;) :cool::cool:

Welcome

Debookwrm
10-07-2005, 12:56 AM
I hear some of the ladies have quite a crush on you Dan. Welcome and hang on. It's a wild ride.

Deb

:D

Taitum
10-07-2005, 05:46 AM
Originally posted by Kaysar
For those of you who don't know... Dan is now very good friend of mine. I had the pleasure to meet him through Michael some time ago. Thanks Michael!!! If you guys think he's great via internet, you've got to see the things he has to say while I'm beating him at chess!!! LOL. Glad to see you here Dan.

Kaysar

Kaysar - aXorb admitted you beat him at chess on Michael's board.. then he called you a punk! I just thought you might want to be informed of that information for next time.. ;)

Tait!

Ashlaefedorov
10-07-2005, 06:15 AM
Welcome Dan!!!!

IowaGal1975
10-07-2005, 06:20 AM
Welcome Dan!

Debookwrm
10-07-2005, 11:59 AM
Bump...all the Dan lovers need to know he's been here and left a bread crumb trail...JK

Deb

stack581
10-07-2005, 12:13 PM
Hello Dan.

alanagab
10-07-2005, 04:54 PM
hey dan
you need to start posting here more. i think there are a lot of people wanting to talk to you

aXorb
10-07-2005, 04:55 PM
Wow! Look at all the love!

Kay - I demand a rematch.

FranzKafka
10-07-2005, 04:55 PM
Ooooh, you're a moderator now.

Kelly
10-07-2005, 04:57 PM
axorb I read what you write on Michaels board and you are awesome!! Welcome here!!!

alanagab
10-07-2005, 04:58 PM
dan you're gonna be a great mod

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 04:58 PM
welcome Dan. It's nice to have some testoterone in here.:P

melly
10-07-2005, 05:04 PM
hey hot irish dan :) i notice you're not a SUPER moderator. hmm, what gives kaysar?! hook your buddy ol' pal up with superhero powers so he can feel cool like ::cough::Old school batman::cough:::D

FranzKafka
10-07-2005, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by Winter80
welcome Dan. It's nice to have some testoterone in here.:P


I'm offended. Hmph. :P

Debookwrm
10-07-2005, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by FranzKafka
Originally posted by Winter80
welcome Dan. It's nice to have some testoterone in here.:P


I'm offended. Hmph. :P

Oh Franz...I was just getting ready to defend your manhood!

Deb :)

aXorb
10-07-2005, 05:15 PM
Franz didnt you start that thread about what songs make you cry?

Melly, don't make me get that changed. I'd be willing to bet Kaysar would gamble his Super-Admin powers on a game of chess.

Wouldn't you Kay? :D

melly
10-07-2005, 05:17 PM
LOL...ohh franz :D

percarde
10-07-2005, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
Franz didnt you start that thread about what songs make you cry?

Yes but we just cry in a gruff manly way. ;)

FranzKafka
10-07-2005, 05:20 PM
Hey! I have to appeal to the majority here ;)

Perhaps I should make a songs that make you grab your crotch thread...

Debookwrm
10-07-2005, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by FranzKafka
Hey! I have to appeal to the majority here ;)

Perhaps I should make a songs that make you grab your crotch thread...

Kashmir...Led Zepplin. Love the bass ...sigh...

Deb

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 05:21 PM
Oh Franz. I'm just kidding.:P Just curious. Hows that gruff manly cry sound?

Pollock
10-07-2005, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by Winter80
welcome Dan. It's nice to have some testoterone in here.:P


Hey! I've been bringing it for a couple of days now!

.... oh... forget it...

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/2254/sad9sf.gif

percarde
10-07-2005, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by FranzKafka
Hey! I have to appeal to the majority here ;)

Perhaps I should make a songs that make you grab your crotch thread...

AC/DC - Big Balls! ;)

aXorb
10-07-2005, 05:22 PM
There are only 3 acceptable times for a man to cry.

1. When a heroic dog dies to save his master.
2. When Angelina Jolie begins unbottoning her blouse.
3. 1 hour, 37 minutes into the movie "The Crying Game"

Debookwrm
10-07-2005, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Pollock
Originally posted by Winter80
welcome Dan. It's nice to have some testoterone in here.:P


Hey! I've been bringing it for a couple of days now!

.... oh... forget it...

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/2254/sad9sf.gif

The minority of males on our forum are beginning to feel a little mistreated. On behalf of all the ladies...and girls on the forum...we beg your forgiveness. I know it's torture to hear us waxing lyrical over Kaysar ;).

Deb

Debookwrm
10-07-2005, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
There are only 3 acceptable times for a man to cry.

1. When a heroic dog dies to save his master.
2. When Angelina Jolie begins unbottoning her blouse.
3. 1 hour, 37 minutes into the movie "The Crying Game"

You left out Deliverence!

Deb

percarde
10-07-2005, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by Winter80
Oh Franz. I'm just kidding.:P Just curious. Hows that gruff manly cry sound?


http://bestsmileys.com/crying/14.gif


;)

Debookwrm
10-07-2005, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by percarde
Originally posted by FranzKafka
Hey! I have to appeal to the majority here ;)

Perhaps I should make a songs that make you grab your crotch thread...

AC/DC - Big Balls! ;)

I love that song..." but we have the biggest balls of them all!"

Teehee

Deb

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 05:25 PM
Pollock. I'm sorry I didnt know you were a man. I've never talked to you before. Sorry. Thank you for bringing the testosterone. Along with any other men in here.

percarde
10-07-2005, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by Debookwrm
Originally posted by aXorb
There are only 3 acceptable times for a man to cry.

1. When a heroic dog dies to save his master.
2. When Angelina Jolie begins unbottoning her blouse.
3. 1 hour, 37 minutes into the movie "The Crying Game"

You left out Deliverence!

Deb

No that isn't a crying movie. http://bestsmileys.com/eek/3.gif

Debookwrm
10-07-2005, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by percarde
Originally posted by Debookwrm
Originally posted by aXorb
There are only 3 acceptable times for a man to cry.

1. When a heroic dog dies to save his master.
2. When Angelina Jolie begins unbottoning her blouse.
3. 1 hour, 37 minutes into the movie "The Crying Game"

You left out Deliverence!

Deb

No that isn't a crying movie. http://bestsmileys.com/eek/3.gif

ROTFLMAO

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 05:29 PM
What about if your married and not getting sex. Is that acceptable for a man to cry?:D

FranzKafka
10-07-2005, 05:29 PM
Maybe my new mood will help.

FranzKafka
10-07-2005, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by Winter80
What about if your married and not getting sex. Is that acceptable for a man to cry?:D


In that case, it's a combination of begging/crying.

Debookwrm
10-07-2005, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by FranzKafka
Maybe my new mood will help.

And it's a lovely testeroney shade of green too, isn't it?

:D

Deb

iwannajaniedoll
10-07-2005, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
I HAVE REGISTERED AND NOW I AM HERE! (This is Dan)

You rock, Dan!

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 05:33 PM
Hi Dan. How did you get to meet Kaysar?

melly
10-07-2005, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
There are only 3 acceptable times for a man to cry.

1. When a heroic dog dies to save his master.
2. When Angelina Jolie begins unbottoning her blouse.
3. 1 hour, 37 minutes into the movie "The Crying Game"


HAHAHA.....that's so funny!! Um is it wrong that it makes me start to cry too?? damn that perfect angelina!! :mad: ::sigh:: she gets EVERYTHING!!! lol

ps. yes pollock sure has been bringing the testosterone. I mean look at his avatar! Napoleon Dynamite is 100% grade A sexy masculinity in a bottle! oh yah!!:P SEXY!! look at him work that dance routine!

percarde
10-07-2005, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Winter80
What about if your married and not getting sex. Is that acceptable for a man to cry?:D

Cry? No!
Wimper? Maybe. Isn't married a synonym for celebate? ;)

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 05:36 PM
Franz:P I hope you never have to beg. That would be terrible. But I think its ok for men to cry, as long as its not over everything.

Debookwrm
10-07-2005, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by Winter80
Franz:P I hope you never have to beg. That would be terrible. But I think its ok for men to cry, as long as its not over everything.

Not me baby...I want a man who's not afraid to show his emotions. In safety of course.

Deb

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 05:37 PM
I think id even cry if Angie unbuttoned her blouse. Then again I am a female and like men.

aXorb
10-07-2005, 05:39 PM
How I met Kaysar? Funny you should ask....

It was a dark and stormy night. I had just stumbled out of a bar and into an alleyway when 4 thugs came out from behind a dumpster. I found myself surrounded and outnumbered. Suddenly out of nowhere I heard a primal scream as a masked man leapt off of his flying horse and defeated my assailants with 4 swift blows. With a quiver of fear in my voice I asked the mysterious man his name and he replied with, "I am Kaysar, defender of justice, champion of truth!" After that he took me to his space station where he taught me advanced psychological warfare along with the rakish charisma I would need to charm the masses. After those long years he released me back on the public to help him champion the needy and defend the helpless.

Well, not really... I met him through Michael at a coffee shop. I think it was a Tuesday.

BlueIce
10-07-2005, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
I HAVE REGISTERED AND NOW I AM HERE! (This is Dan)

yeah yeah...I'm following you.... :P
it's a great view from back here...

hm..does this make me a stalker?

alanagab
10-07-2005, 05:41 PM
lol

melly
10-07-2005, 05:42 PM
LOL. omg axorb is such a dork....but i likey! join the club. dorkaholics anonymous meets tuesdays @ 9. be there or be square:cool:

dizzy_girl
10-07-2005, 05:43 PM
yeah damn u aXorb now we have to actually CHASE u all over the net?

hey kaysar... we love aXorb...

blue did u bring the chocolate whipped cream in a can?

SudieJane
10-07-2005, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
How I met Kaysar? Funny you should ask....

It was a dark and stormy night. I had just stumbled out of a bar and into an alleyway when 4 thugs came out from behind a dumpster. I found myself surrounded and outnumbered. Suddenly out of nowhere I heard a primal scream as a masked man leapt off of his flying horse and defeated my assailants with 4 swift blows. With a quiver of fear in my voice I asked the mysterious man his name and he replied with, "I am Kaysar, defender of justice, champion of truth!" After that he took me to his space station where he taught me advanced psychological warfare along with the rakish charisma I would need to charm the masses. After those long years he released me back on the public to help him champion the needy and defend the helpless.

Well, not really... I met him through Michael at a coffee shop. I think it was a Tuesday.
You are so damn funny! I have just peed all over my new DKNY jeans!

Debookwrm
10-07-2005, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
How I met Kaysar? Funny you should ask....

It was a dark and stormy night. I had just stumbled out of a bar and into an alleyway when 4 thugs came out from behind a dumpster. I found myself surrounded and outnumbered. Suddenly out of nowhere I heard a primal scream as a masked man leapt off of his flying horse and defeated my assailants with 4 swift blows. With a quiver of fear in my voice I asked the mysterious man his name and he replied with, "I am Kaysar, defender of justice, champion of truth!" After that he took me to his space station where he taught me advanced psychological warfare along with the rakish charisma I would need to charm the masses. After those long years he released me back on the public to help him champion the needy and defend the helpless.

Well, not really... I met him through Michael at a coffee shop. I think it was a Tuesday.

I suddenly have the horrible fear that you've been reading my posts...oh dear. I may have to go into hiding.

Deb

BlueIce
10-07-2005, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by dizzy_girl
yeah damn u aXorb now we have to actually CHASE u all over the net?

hey kaysar... we love aXorb...

blue did u bring the chocolate whipped cream in a can?

hm
which one of my dolls are you? lol

and yes...i'm wearing my choco whipped creme undies :p

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 05:47 PM
Dan. Your so cool. You almost had me going there for a moment. ummm, well maybe not. But I loved it. Kaysar didnt say you were so funny. So hows the defending the helpless and helping the needy going? I'm sure The mysterious man, the champion of truth named Kaysar taught you well. If thats how you met Kaysar I'd love to hear how you met Michael. :P

aXorb
10-07-2005, 05:48 PM
I met Michael fighting a Klingon invasion in Delta Sector 3.

BlueIce
10-07-2005, 05:49 PM
uh oh
aX,you're a mod here too?
does that mean we have to show you tits? :p

dizzy_girl
10-07-2005, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by BlueIce
Originally posted by dizzy_girl
yeah damn u aXorb now we have to actually CHASE u all over the net?

hey kaysar... we love aXorb...

blue did u bring the chocolate whipped cream in a can?

hm
which one of my dolls are you? lol

and yes...i'm wearing my choco whipped creme undies :p

girl its me team_gordon.. thot type style told the story

hehehe

:cool:

aXorb
10-07-2005, 05:50 PM
We don't do that here. But I do have email.

dizzy_girl
10-07-2005, 05:51 PM
aXorb... come on bro... *we dont do that here*

(ya know forgot the language thing here)

BlueIce
10-07-2005, 05:51 PM
ah gee...are you gonna make us behave?

dizzy_girl
10-07-2005, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by BlueIce
ah gee...are you gonna make us behave?

i think he may spank us later... :P

blueeyesdebbie22
10-07-2005, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
How I met Kaysar? Funny you should ask....

It was a dark and stormy night. I had just stumbled out of a bar and into an alleyway when 4 thugs came out from behind a dumpster. I found myself surrounded and outnumbered. Suddenly out of nowhere I heard a primal scream as a masked man leapt off of his flying horse and defeated my assailants with 4 swift blows. With a quiver of fear in my voice I asked the mysterious man his name and he replied with, "I am Kaysar, defender of justice, champion of truth!" After that he took me to his space station where he taught me advanced psychological warfare along with the rakish charisma I would need to charm the masses. After those long years he released me back on the public to help him champion the needy and defend the helpless.

Well, not really... I met him through Michael at a coffee shop. I think it was a Tuesday.

Hi Dan,
I just popped in for a second before heading out and I have a picture of Kaysar you were talking about : Kaysar, defender of justice, champion of truth!
Here it is :D:D:D:D

BlueIce
10-07-2005, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by dizzy_girl
Originally posted by BlueIce
ah gee...are you gonna make us behave?

i think he may spank us later... :P

oO the anticipation!

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 05:55 PM
I feel safer knowing you two are out there fighting the Klingons for us.lol:P

Molly
10-07-2005, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
There are only 3 acceptable times for a man to cry.

1. When a heroic dog dies to save his master.
2. When Angelina Jolie begins unbottoning her blouse.
3. 1 hour, 37 minutes into the movie "The Crying Game"

LOL

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 05:58 PM
I think Dan might have a naughty side to him.lol

Pollock
10-07-2005, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by melly
ps. yes pollock sure has been bringing the testosterone. I mean look at his avatar! Napoleon Dynamite is 100% grade A sexy masculinity in a bottle! oh yah!!:P SEXY!! look at him work that dance routine!


http://store1.yimg.com/I/xoxide_1865_59270414.jpg

Yeah!

Molly
10-07-2005, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
How I met Kaysar? Funny you should ask....

It was a dark and stormy night. I had just stumbled out of a bar and into an alleyway when 4 thugs came out from behind a dumpster. I found myself surrounded and outnumbered. Suddenly out of nowhere I heard a primal scream as a masked man leapt off of his flying horse and defeated my assailants with 4 swift blows. With a quiver of fear in my voice I asked the mysterious man his name and he replied with, "I am Kaysar, defender of justice, champion of truth!" After that he took me to his space station where he taught me advanced psychological warfare along with the rakish charisma I would need to charm the masses. After those long years he released me back on the public to help him champion the needy and defend the helpless.

Well, not really... I met him through Michael at a coffee shop. I think it was a Tuesday.

OMG. I literally had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! I like a guy with a personality!

IRON_BUTTERFLY
10-07-2005, 06:00 PM
omg i think ive wet myself , this thread is fo funny. Yay for aXorb! Sure you dont want to see boobies ? lol :P

dizzy_girl
10-07-2005, 06:01 PM
OMG aXorb.. u didnt even get SUPER MOD STATUS...what up with that man?

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 06:02 PM
Hey Dan have you met Yoda yet? I'd love to here that story.;)

Eppii
10-07-2005, 06:03 PM
OMG!!LOL!!! i think i have a little cruch on dan.;)

MeLuvsKingKaysar!
10-07-2005, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by blueeyesdebbie22
Originally posted by aXorb
How I met Kaysar? Funny you should ask....

It was a dark and stormy night. I had just stumbled out of a bar and into an alleyway when 4 thugs came out from behind a dumpster. I found myself surrounded and outnumbered. Suddenly out of nowhere I heard a primal scream as a masked man leapt off of his flying horse and defeated my assailants with 4 swift blows. With a quiver of fear in my voice I asked the mysterious man his name and he replied with, "I am Kaysar, defender of justice, champion of truth!" After that he took me to his space station where he taught me advanced psychological warfare along with the rakish charisma I would need to charm the masses. After those long years he released me back on the public to help him champion the needy and defend the helpless.

Well, not really... I met him through Michael at a coffee shop. I think it was a Tuesday.

Hi Dan,
I just popped in for a second before heading out and I have a picture of Kaysar you were talking about : Kaysar, defender of justice, champion of truth!
Here it is :D:D:D:D


:D:D:D

dizzy_girl
10-07-2005, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by Eppii
OMG!!LOL!!! i think i have a little cruch on dan.;)

u use ur crutches ... hobble along behind him... he likes that

BlueIce
10-07-2005, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by dizzy_girl
Originally posted by Eppii
OMG!!LOL!!! i think i have a little cruch on dan.;)

u use ur crutches ... hobble along behind him... he likes that

hey hey..get in line..i followed him here first! i'm his number one stalker!

dizzy_girl
10-07-2005, 06:06 PM
yeah yeah.. i saw him the first day in that pic... and subsequently learned about the GF.,....

back off popscicle... haaaaaaaaaaaaa

BlueIce
10-07-2005, 06:07 PM
who you callin popsicle? i think you wanna lick :p

dizzy_girl
10-07-2005, 06:10 PM
LMAO... luv to!

haaaaaaaa... what flavor are ya?.. blue perhaps?

BlueIce
10-07-2005, 06:11 PM
i think i might get banned if i say what flavor i am ...lol

dizzy_girl
10-07-2005, 06:11 PM
LMAO
:P

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 06:12 PM
Hey Dan since thier talkin about popsicles. What flavor you wanna be?

IRON_BUTTERFLY
10-07-2005, 06:18 PM
i think dan the man might be unwrapping his posicle right now( im sorry i had to do it .. lol ) ... hehe.. where did he go... :P

aXorb
10-07-2005, 06:18 PM
I'm the lime. Always a little green.

dizzy_girl
10-07-2005, 06:19 PM
hahahaaaaaaaa.... sure keep telling us what a novice u are... u found the thread lock button!

IRON_BUTTERFLY
10-07-2005, 06:19 PM
oh there you are ... yummy lime green you say , Lime green posicles are quite tart and yummy :P

BlueIce
10-07-2005, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by IRON_BUTTERFLY
i think dan the man might be unwrapping his posicle right now( im sorry i had to do it .. lol ) ... hehe.. where did he go... :P
roflmao

or perhaps he's wrappin it as we speak ;)
can't b too careful these days!

dizzy_girl
10-07-2005, 06:20 PM
lime green would be a good wrap color... glow in the dark perhaps?

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 06:22 PM
Limes a yummy flavor. Could lick all day. You might change colors though. Prob to cherry:D

BlueIce
10-07-2005, 06:23 PM
or a nice purply grape color,er flavor

dizzy_girl
10-07-2005, 06:24 PM
cherry IN this place?

BlueIce
10-07-2005, 06:26 PM
wth is the member's pic thread here? i posted it to it once and someone told me i look like maggot...i gotta reply to that

IRON_BUTTERFLY
10-07-2005, 06:27 PM
how about creamsicles ... :P ?

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 06:28 PM
lol

Gina
10-07-2005, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
I HAVE REGISTERED AND NOW I AM HERE! (This is Dan)


Hi Dan Glad to meet you : )

ValleyGirl
10-07-2005, 06:50 PM
Welcome Dan! I am LMAO at your posts so far ~ I love your sarcastic humor already! :D

flowerpower
10-07-2005, 06:59 PM
Welcome Dan.:P:P:P

melly
10-07-2005, 07:04 PM
Geez....Danny boy is popular. Should Kaysar be getting jealous?? hehe. ohh never! ;)

Kaysar
10-07-2005, 07:06 PM
Dan (axorb), Lay off the drugs bro. Actually, you are quite entertaining. Encore! Encore!

Dan came over to play chess last week after 2 months of talking trash...
Right before the game he also explained how is father, who is a chess master and can also harness the power large forest animals, taught him secrets of the masters. Well I beat Dan in chess. At the last I hear, Dan is harnessing the power of bunny rabbits. Sorry Dan, thats why you are not a super moderator. LOL.

Kaysar

Kristin
10-07-2005, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by Kaysar
Dan (axorb), Lay off the drugs bro. Actually, you are quite entertaining. Encore! Encore!

Dan came over to play chess last week after 2 months of talking trash...
Right before the game he also explained how is father, who is a chess master and can also harness the power large forest animals, taught him secrets of the masters. Well I beat Dan in chess. At the last I hear, Dan is harnessing the power of bunny rabbits. Sorry Dan, thats why you are not a super moderator. LOL.

Kaysar

Wow, hi Kaysar!! :)

alanagab
10-07-2005, 07:08 PM
hey kaysar

IowaGal1975
10-07-2005, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by Kaysar
Dan (axorb), Lay off the drugs bro. Actually, you are quite entertaining. Encore! Encore!

Dan came over to play chess last week after 2 months of talking trash...
Right before the game he also explained how is father, who is a chess master and can also harness the power large forest animals, taught him secrets of the masters. Well I beat Dan in chess. At the last I hear, Dan is harnessing the power of bunny rabbits. Sorry Dan, thats why you are not a super moderator. LOL.

Kaysar

Hilarious! You know, I haven't played chess forever but I do play a mean game of Othello or even Stratego! And don't get me started on Risk! ;)

nattalie74
10-07-2005, 07:10 PM
Welcome Dan! Kaysar I bet you could beat me in chess! lol

stack581
10-07-2005, 07:12 PM
Hello Kaysar.

aXorb
10-07-2005, 07:13 PM
Drugs are bad mmmKay!

I demand a rematch. I was off my game and you know it. You up for it this weekend? Or we could always go out and fight crime... I heard there were some serious j-walkers in woodbridge....

pajomu
10-07-2005, 07:14 PM
I just logged on and see aXorb has made his way over here from Michael's forum. I'm a lurker at both Michael and Kaysar's forums, but this is enough to bring me out of lurkdom (at least for a little bit!) It's nice to see you here. I agree, Kaysar, he is entertaining and seems to have added just the right mood to the board tonight. Bravo!

By the way, aXorb, your signature at Michael's site (about walking in someone else's shoes) has had me LOL all day. That? Is funny! Got anything else of that genius?

Have a great evening everyone!

ValleyGirl
10-07-2005, 07:16 PM
Dan came over to play chess last week after 2 months of talking trash...
Right before the game he also explained how is father, who is a chess master and can also harness the power large forest animals, taught him secrets of the masters. Well I beat Dan in chess. At the last I hear, Dan is harnessing the power of bunny rabbits. Sorry Dan, thats why you are not a super moderator. LOL.

LOL! Ouch! That's too bad, I always thought large forest animals were kickass chess players too. Maybe it was barnyard animals

aXorb
10-07-2005, 07:17 PM
Sorry, but I ripped that quote off of a man far smarter than I.

pajomu
10-07-2005, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
Sorry, but I ripped that quote off of a man far smarter than I.

Ok, I'll settle for less than genius then! :P

melly
10-07-2005, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by Kaysar
At the last I hear, Dan is harnessing the power of bunny rabbits. Sorry Dan, thats why you are not a super moderator. LOL.

Kaysar

what in sam hell is up with all these bunny rabbits?! oh i'm so confused. bunny rabbits are creepy + look at how *bunny* is spelled. isnt that funny?! b-u-n-n-y! how silly. i guess i dont have the power of bunny rabbits then.......HA! in your face you dorky paris hilton loving irish man!:P

aXorb
10-07-2005, 07:36 PM
Uh oh, you made them mad. Bad things happen to those who defy the bunny.

flowerchild
10-07-2005, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
I HAVE REGISTERED AND NOW I AM HERE! (This is Dan)

YOU!? You're a mod here too?! Geezzzz .... Dan! It's your HEAD! IT'S HUGE! LMFAOOOOOOO *bites Dan on the a$s*

alanagab
10-07-2005, 07:40 PM
thats freakin crazy

flowerchild
10-07-2005, 07:40 PM
By the way, do I have to kiss up to you?

jbfrommi
10-07-2005, 07:41 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y173/bluetoad2/hitheresmiley.gif Dan!!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y173/bluetoad2/bananaboobs.gif

alanagab
10-07-2005, 07:44 PM
lol

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 07:46 PM
Kabbalist- I love that pic. lol. Dan and Kaysar. I wish you were here so you could teach me to play chess. I've played it only once and sucked. But then again the person playing with me did'nt take the time to fully explain the game. I'd love to play both of you. You'd let me win right? Na that would'nt be fair. What do you like to do beside chess for fun?

flowerchild
10-07-2005, 07:48 PM
I love playing with chests. :D

alanagab
10-07-2005, 07:49 PM
Question for axorb
how do you feel about all the popularity from kaysar and michael's fans? I guess we're your fans too cause you're hot. but is it a little overwelming?

aXorb
10-07-2005, 07:49 PM
Of course you do Flower! And then when I'm on your board I can kiss yours!

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 07:50 PM
once i get good at chess. I'll talk smack to Kaysar then maybe he'll wanna play me. I'm always up for a challenge.:P

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 07:52 PM
kisses aXorb

Yvonne
10-07-2005, 07:52 PM
Hey aXorb, do you have pic to post? I wanna see what you look like, because you sure are a funny guy.

Things are starting to look real good at Kaysar's board.

flowerchild
10-07-2005, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
Of course you do Flower! And then when I'm on your board I can kiss yours!

OK just so's we're clear. I'ma call you Spike, is that OK?:cool:

flowerchild
10-07-2005, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by Yvonne
Hey aXorb, do you have pic to post? I wanna see what you look like, because you sure are a funny guy.

Things are starting to look real good at Kaysar's board.

I wanna nudie shot. Full monty.

aXorb
10-07-2005, 07:58 PM
Ok, trade?

alanagab
10-07-2005, 08:01 PM
hey hey hey i want one too:(

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 08:01 PM
Im sure your great looking Dan. So is KAysar just as good looking in person. Prob better.:P You two should come to kY and play me at chess. lol. Oh its not that far away.lol:P

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 08:02 PM
A pics one thing what about the real thing?

aXorb
10-07-2005, 08:04 PM
I am a straight male, but yes Kaysar is better looking in person. Hes actually also very tall.

Yvonne
10-07-2005, 08:04 PM
How tall are you, aXorb?

flowerchild
10-07-2005, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
Ok, trade?

LMFAOOOOOO you first:P

aXorb
10-07-2005, 08:07 PM
I'm 6ft 3in, Kaysar is the same. Michael is like 6ft 5in.

Yvonne
10-07-2005, 08:08 PM
Holy, cow. Come to mama...

IowaGal1975
10-07-2005, 08:09 PM
Jesus god in heaven aXorb.......don't know if you were at the finale but Michael and Kaysar must've looked like frigging skyscrapers to Crappy!

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 08:10 PM
So what all do you like to do when your hanging with Michael and KAysar? What do guys really do when us women arent around.lol

alanagab
10-07-2005, 08:11 PM
he is a wee little man. anyone would look like a skyscraper next to him:D

flowerchild
10-07-2005, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by IowaGal1975
Jesus god in heaven aXorb.......don't know if you were at the finale but Michael and Kaysar must've looked like frigging skyscrapers to Crappy!

OK now that was hil-freakin-larious!

Lamia
10-07-2005, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by FranzKafka
Originally posted by Winter80
welcome Dan. It's nice to have some testoterone in here.:P


I'm offended. Hmph. :P

you're a whole lot of man.


hot man.

IowaGal1975
10-07-2005, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by flowerchild
Originally posted by IowaGal1975
Jesus god in heaven aXorb.......don't know if you were at the finale but Michael and Kaysar must've looked like frigging skyscrapers to Crappy!

OK now that was hil-freakin-larious!

Not to rank on someone's physical attributes or anything but still........;)

Lamia
10-07-2005, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
I'm 6ft 3in, Kaysar is the same. Michael is like 6ft 5in.

you guys are....huge.

i'm 5'2". to my defense, i'm a girl. and my dad's side of the family is very....petite.

melly
10-07-2005, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
I'm 6ft 3in, Kaysar is the same. Michael is like 6ft 5in.

WOW...6 foot 3 inches of pure *dreaminess*. ::ahem:: and i'm talking mainly about KAYSAR here............;)

hehe. ohhh dan just kidding. you can be dreamy too...i mean if you want. :)

ok why is that dan's thread gets more responses than the almighty king kaysar himself??! hmm...something is fishy!! damn those bunnies!! damn them and thier big creepy eyeballs. :mad:

Lamia
10-07-2005, 08:28 PM
did you just call bunnies creepy?!??


i love bunnies. my bunny is the cutest bunny in the whole wide world. and she loves me!

melly
10-07-2005, 08:30 PM
yes lamia....i did call bunnies creepy! they have long ears that magically stay up on thier own, they have big protruding eyes, AND for the love of God, they have whiskers!!!!:o

;) i bet your bunny is cute tho. can i pet her? can i can i??!

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 08:33 PM
you just asked if you could pet her bunny. Naughty naughty Melly. Are you being bad again.

melly
10-07-2005, 08:46 PM
yep winter..i'm being bad again - on a whole other level. i dont want to just pet her bunny. i wanna eat it too!! *yum* i wonder if they taste like chicken??:P

(sorry lamia....i dont mean to slander your cute bunny. i know she loves you!! therefore, i wont eat her. *promise* now give me back my soy sauce!!) :D

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 08:51 PM
lol. Melly your funny. I think we may have scared Dan away.

lostinks
10-07-2005, 09:00 PM
WOW..Kabbalist, I opened page 6 and crapped my pants..:P. What is with the bunnies? I was too scared to look any further. hehe

Lamia
10-07-2005, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by melly
yep winter..i'm being bad again - on a whole other level. i dont want to just pet her bunny. i wanna eat it too!! *yum* i wonder if they taste like chicken??:P

(sorry lamia....i dont mean to slander your cute bunny. i know she loves you!! therefore, i wont eat her. *promise* now give me back my soy sauce!!) :D

haha, my bunny grows at people and attacks them. i don't think you could actually get near enough to eat her!

but...she follows me around, begging for honey nut cheerios. i have a ton of cute pictures of my bunny on my cellphone. i have to post one at one point.

aXorb
10-07-2005, 10:40 PM
Kaysar was resposible for the bunny posts. He was making fun of me, saying that I invoke the bunnies for something or another. Ask him.

Lamia
10-07-2005, 10:42 PM
holy guacamole! that's HUGE! gargantuan, even. mine is about 2.5 lbs.

Lamia
10-07-2005, 10:50 PM
not the best picture of bunny (that's her name) but:



http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/Weary_Memories/file.jpg

Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 10:58 PM
oh Kaysar look whatcha started with the bunnies.lol.:P

Lamia
10-07-2005, 11:01 PM
hahahahahahahahahaha.



::snort::

Ottojr
10-08-2005, 12:31 AM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-8/1060995/Picture143.jpg

Winter80-sara
10-08-2005, 12:34 AM
Oh. thanks. Your cute Dan. Nice smile- thanks ottojr

anii
10-08-2005, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by Kabbalist
Originally posted by lostinks
WOW..Kabbalist, I opened page 6 and crapped my pants..:P. What is with the bunnies? I was too scared to look any further. hehe
I think Dan mentioned s'thing about dangerous bunnies.... I couldn't help but remember the killer rabbit on Monty Python;)


me too: "It has big sharp pointy teeth! Run away!"

tee hee

lavonne
10-08-2005, 01:01 AM
just got home and jumped on really quick...

You're all nuts!

It is complete chaos and I LOVE IT!

Wise_Diva
10-08-2005, 03:37 AM
I think this is my new favorite thread...:P :P :P

I also think I'm in Lust with aXorb...;) :cool: :cool: :cool:

BlueIce
10-08-2005, 05:54 AM
Originally posted by Wise_Diva
I think this is my new favorite thread...:P :P :P

I also think I'm in Lust with aXorb...;) :cool: :cool: :cool:

oO Diva...I didn't know ya were over here... you can lust with me :D

nikki
10-08-2005, 07:00 AM
a snap is dan that one guy who was in that picture with everyone when they were eatin??hmm he is pretty sexy....nvm dumb question cuz its right up therre..i think im in lust too.....

Winter80-sara
10-08-2005, 09:55 AM
Kaysar. This rabbit thing is out of control.lol:) Look what you started. Bad bad.

Debookwrm
10-08-2005, 11:47 AM
Originally posted by Winter80
Kaysar. This rabbit thing is out of control.lol:) Look what you started. Bad bad.

I love the killer bunny...(The Monty Python one) he's so cute.

Deb

blueeyesdebbie22
10-08-2005, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by Debookwrm
Originally posted by Winter80
Kaysar. This rabbit thing is out of control.lol:) Look what you started. Bad bad.

I love the killer bunny...(The Monty Python one) he's so cute.

Deb

:D:D:D:D

Lamia
10-08-2005, 11:50 AM
that monty python movie is soooo hilarious.

my bunny literally growls and attacks people when she feels threatened. it's quite a sight.

Debookwrm
10-08-2005, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by Lamia
that monty python movie is soooo hilarious.

my bunny literally growls and attacks people when she feels threatened. it's quite a sight.

Perhaps a decendent of Monty Pythons Killer Bunny...? ;)

blueeyesdebbie22
10-08-2005, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by Debookwrm
Originally posted by Lamia
that monty python movie is soooo hilarious.

my bunny literally growls and attacks people when she feels threatened. it's quite a sight.

Perhaps a decendent of Monty Pythons Killer Bunny...? ;)

OMG Deb I just read your u2u about umm hmm on the board :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Winter80-sara
10-08-2005, 02:50 PM
No more bunnies Ahhhhhhhhhhh.:P

VeryFineWhine
10-08-2005, 03:23 PM
OH MYYYYYYY...I'm having a bad flashback and can faintly hear rumblings in my head of NEEE NEEE NEEEE (or knee?) dunno have tried to forget. Eekk...time to run from the bunnies!

Winter80-sara
10-08-2005, 03:30 PM
kaysars gone already. I wander if he'll be back soon

dizzy_girl
10-08-2005, 03:34 PM
already?.. this was yesterday sweetie... ;)

Molly
10-08-2005, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by melly
Originally posted by aXorb
I'm 6ft 3in, Kaysar is the same. Michael is like 6ft 5in.

WOW...6 foot 3 inches of pure *dreaminess*. ::ahem:: and i'm talking mainly about KAYSAR here............;)

hehe. ohhh dan just kidding. you can be dreamy too...i mean if you want. :)

ok why is that dan's thread gets more responses than the almighty king kaysar himself??! hmm...something is fishy!! damn those bunnies!! damn them and thier big creepy eyeballs. :mad:

It's probably because he actually has a conversation and doesnt run off after one post. Wish K would chat for a while.....;)

Winter80-sara
10-08-2005, 05:05 PM
he not talking to us now.:)

Wise_Diva
10-08-2005, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by BlueIce
Originally posted by Wise_Diva
I think this is my new favorite thread...:P :P :P

I also think I'm in Lust with aXorb...;) :cool: :cool: :cool:

oO Diva...I didn't know ya were over here... you can lust with me :D

You havn't figured out by now that I'm like the wind, I'm EVERYWHERE...:cool: :cool: :cool:

Where ever a thread needs some levity...I'm there

Where ever a thread needs some attitude...I'm there

Where ever a thread has a...well you get the idea...:P :P :P

aXorb
10-08-2005, 05:13 PM
Yeah, you all are creepy.



Haha just playing. Kaysar just has more of a life than me. He always has to go out and sign autographs, save babies, rescue people out of burning buildings... you know, the usual. Me on the other hand... after I lost my legs in the war, I have a lot more time to sit around.

bambiangel
10-08-2005, 05:16 PM
what now your erics height?

Winter80-sara
10-08-2005, 05:19 PM
Na ericks prob still shorter. ooo that was mean

dizzy_girl
10-08-2005, 05:25 PM
LOL@ lost ur legs in a war

gmab.. u mean a leg war with chyna from WWE dont ya...

Winter80-sara
10-08-2005, 05:26 PM
It must be hard to fight the klingons with no legs. Im surprised mr. hero himself didnt help ya in the war.lol

bgsigns
10-08-2005, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by Wise_Diva
axorb is cool...;) ;) :cool::cool:

Welcome

Any friend of Wise's is a friend of mine...right wise??? ;):P:cool:

Brianna
10-09-2005, 01:16 PM
I guess first I should say Hello to Kaysar...HELLO (waving thingy would be here if I knew how to do one:))

Second, been looking around and have to say you guys crack me up. I guess now I know where to go when I need a laugh.

Just signed up yesterday. Still learning how things work.
Just thought I'd swing by and say what's up to everyone.

PS I think bunnies are cute.:)

IowaGal1975
10-09-2005, 01:18 PM
Hey Brianna, welcome to the dollhouse! ;)

Lamia
10-09-2005, 01:43 PM
welcome!

and it's good that you think bunnies are cute. i think they are, too. psh, they're better than hamsters or dogs or cats.

blueeyesdebbie22
10-09-2005, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by Brianna
I guess first I should say Hello to Kaysar...HELLO (waving thingy would be here if I knew how to do one:))

Second, been looking around and have to say you guys crack me up. I guess now I know where to go when I need a laugh.

Just signed up yesterday. Still learning how things work.
Just thought I'd swing by and say what's up to everyone.

PS I think bunnies are cute.:)


Hey Brianna welcome!
but you guys dont forget about me :(:( monkeys are cute to0

Winter80-sara
10-09-2005, 04:43 PM
Hi brianna welcome.

Brianna
10-09-2005, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by Lamia
welcome!

and it's good that you think bunnies are cute. i think they are, too. psh, they're better than hamsters or dogs or cats.

I like dogs and cats too. I think kittens and puppies are adorable.

:)

Brianna
10-09-2005, 04:46 PM
Thanks for the welcomes

Winter80-sara
10-09-2005, 04:55 PM
I dont know if I like bunnies so much after seeing those pics but i love cats and dogs. Dogs are so loyal. Oh and I cant forget about my pet chinchilla.

OHBOY!!
10-09-2005, 07:10 PM
lol....i guess i should ssay hello to you all and Kaysar first. im new to posting but i have been around for awhile....just never could register.


buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut i just read all of Dan's post and i must say, you are a very funny man, sir. i havent laughed that hard in like...awhile! el oh el!

Winter80-sara
10-09-2005, 07:14 PM
Hi Ohboy. Im glad your able to post now. He is a funny man but he hasnt been around in awhile. I think everyone is getting restless.Same with Kaysar.

Lamia
10-09-2005, 07:15 PM
yeah, he's hilarious. i think i might have a tiny e-crush on him.

i think kittens and puppies are cute too. i've had all kinds of pets, including a kitten named barfy and a bunch of dogs.

and welcome everyone! when we're not *****y, we're funny.

Winter80-sara
10-09-2005, 07:19 PM
My kitties name is sweetpea. I dont know why but she peas on everything. Manly in corners of the rooms but lately on my bedspread. Basically anywhere that isnt her litter box. :P Every tell me to get her fixed but i dont wanna do that.:(

BlueIce
10-09-2005, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by bgsigns
Originally posted by Wise_Diva
axorb is cool...;) ;) :cool::cool:

Welcome

Any friend of Wise's is a friend of mine...right wise??? ;):P:cool:

Any friend of Diva's is a friend of mine... :D

hiya!

Winter80-sara
10-09-2005, 07:28 PM
any friend of Blue Ice is a friend of mine. lol:P

Brianna
10-09-2005, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by Winter80
My kitties name is sweetpea. I dont know why but she peas on everything. Manly in corners of the rooms but lately on my bedspread. Basically anywhere that isnt her litter box. :P Every tell me to get her fixed but i dont wanna do that.:(

Sounds like your kitty is marking it's territory. Getting fixed will stop that. Unless it's just that your cat doesn't know where to go in the first place. Might take some work.
Your cat won't get back at you for fixing him, or maybe he might :)

janall
10-09-2005, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by Lamia
yeah, he's hilarious. i think i might have a tiny e-crush on him.

i think kittens and puppies are cute too. i've had all kinds of pets, including a kitten named barfy and a bunch of dogs.

and welcome everyone! when we're not *****y, we're funny.

I'v been pop'n in and out here reading the posts..and I gota say...I just dont get it,because I dont find this man funny...I see everyone else getting a kick outa the posts and im not see'n it :((...I think I might need to go buy myself a funny bone:((..................:)

Lamia
10-09-2005, 08:45 PM
well, different people perceive different things as funny. it's no problem.

lostinks
10-09-2005, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Winter80
My kitties name is sweetpea. I dont know why but she peas on everything. Manly in corners of the rooms but lately on my bedspread. Basically anywhere that isnt her litter box. :P Every tell me to get her fixed but i dont wanna do that.:(

Cute name.. sweatpea.
This won't help you, but it reminded me of a friend of ours who had this male cat. Whenever he forgot to change the cat box, the cat would do his business in the tub. If after a few days he still didn't change it, the cat would go in the middle of his bed...I have stupid friends.;) He just wouldn't change the box unil then.

janall
10-09-2005, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by Lamia
well, different people perceive different things as funny. it's no problem.

oh..please dont think i was just reply'n to your post...you were just the last one one the thread,so i grabed on to yea :)....I donno...maybe im sleepy...It is 12:00am here,so it's about 3 hrs. past my bed time :O

aXorb
10-10-2005, 02:27 AM
Janall, you just have to read everything I say with a sense of humor. Half the time I'm just making stuff up for the heck of it. But don't give away my secret... SHSHHHHHHhhh!!

FranzKafka
10-10-2005, 02:29 AM
I wonder if the '~' in the subject was meant to be the first of two exclamation points. Hmmm.

aXorb
10-10-2005, 02:35 AM
Actually I just love tildes... I think they aren't used often enough.

FranzKafka
10-10-2005, 02:38 AM
Oh ok. I only use them in pairs, such as... ~Kafka~

aXorb
10-10-2005, 02:42 AM
I often do too but sometimes it's just a nice kicker at the end of something.

FranzKafka
10-10-2005, 02:47 AM
I agree~

Nina
10-10-2005, 02:58 AM
aXorb,

I hear you've got "a fan", LMAO, and that when you got wind of the news, you went scurrying over to Michael's board to find your fan....hhahhhaa...cracks me up. Actually, it's so cute and unpretentious of you to get all excited about the one fan! Still cracks me up.

aXorb
10-10-2005, 03:00 AM
Haha it was funny... I got a call at work from Michael telling me to look on his board. I think I need more fans.

Nina
10-10-2005, 03:07 AM
Well now you've got lots, don't be so modest. Also, I see you're kicking some well deserved ass around here, so to speak. Thanks for helping out.

Wise_Diva
10-10-2005, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by BlueIce
Originally posted by bgsigns
Originally posted by Wise_Diva
axorb is cool...;) ;) :cool::cool:

Welcome

Any friend of Wise's is a friend of mine...right wise??? ;):P:cool:

Any friend of Diva's is a friend of mine... :D

hiya!

BECKY....YEAAAAAAAAA

Bout time you showed up to the HOTTEST thread in the cosmos...:P :P

BlueIce your gonna love Becky (aka: bgsigns... Aka. Verbose Diva ) Just wait for her first Rant...:P :P :P

IowaGal1975
10-10-2005, 06:22 AM
No cats here but I have a dog who is a male diva. I'll know he has to go out but when we get to the stairs to go up and outside, sometimes he just sits there and looks at me like, "Woman, you're going to have to carry me if you want me to not pee on your floor.....". Originally posted by lostinks
Originally posted by Winter80
My kitties name is sweetpea. I dont know why but she peas on everything. Manly in corners of the rooms but lately on my bedspread. Basically anywhere that isnt her litter box. :P Every tell me to get her fixed but i dont wanna do that.:(

Cute name.. sweatpea.
This won't help you, but it reminded me of a friend of ours who had this male cat. Whenever he forgot to change the cat box, the cat would do his business in the tub. If after a few days he still didn't change it, the cat would go in the middle of his bed...I have stupid friends.;) He just wouldn't change the box unil then.

janall
10-10-2005, 06:53 AM
Originally posted by aXorb
Janall, you just have to read everything I say with a sense of humor. Half the time I'm just making stuff up for the heck of it. But don't give away my secret... SHSHHHHHHhhh!!


Ok..I'll try to do better next time :P ;)

Winter80-sara
10-10-2005, 11:50 AM
My cat is kinda crazy. I think she needs prozac or something. She is scared of everyone who comes to our house. Shes runs and hides, and she jets when it starts to sprinkle out side. I love to death though. I dont want to get her fix becasue it might change her plus its unnatural. I wouldnt want to be fixed. But i also heard cats can become unhealthy and a little more cranky after getting fixed. So I deal with her spraying. I keep a spray bottle of water handy that way if i see her get in her spraying position I'll spray her. It makes her run away.:P

teesha92
04-13-2006, 10:11 PM
Honestly just read this whole thread.. completely hilarious...

It's also kid of sad because some members that posted here barely ever come online anymore:(

*tear tear*

forevermine
04-14-2006, 12:49 AM
Thanks Tee. I just spent an hour reading this! lol It was hysterical

lavonne
04-14-2006, 06:47 AM
Ah, good times...

teesha92
04-14-2006, 12:19 PM
No problem-o you guys!

3PS1L0N
04-14-2006, 12:45 PM
It's okay, I'm here now, you don't need the rest of them, I'm more fun than a barrel of monkeys and a bottle of Jack Daniels.

teesha92
04-14-2006, 12:52 PM
LOL, that's so cute! What's yuor name I haven't seen you around here before:)

Wise_Diva
04-14-2006, 12:57 PM
I miss spanky...I mean Axorb...Dan....Whoever he happens to show up as...:D:cool:

3PS1L0N
04-14-2006, 01:02 PM
Ahh, I see so many, "guests," on currently, You never know if Axorb is on, do ya Miss Spanky?

Or is that some kind of subtle implication that I am in fact the man known as Dan. If it is, you cut me to the quick! No one ever wants to get to know someone else anymore, it's just easier to assume I'm someone you already know in some ill-concieved intarweb disguise. I am disheartened.

And to you Teesha, I am neither alpha nor omega, I'm just 3PS1L0N. :)

aXorb
04-14-2006, 01:05 PM
I've been lurking some lately... I am just always invisible. :)

teesha92
04-14-2006, 01:06 PM
Okay... But 3PS1L0N is kind of long... can I call you 3PS for short?

teesha92
04-14-2006, 01:07 PM
Oh My Gosh..He just came out of nowhere!

3PS1L0N
04-14-2006, 01:08 PM
Tee: 3ps will be a sufficient identifier. :)
Miss Spanky: Toldja! :D

teesha92
04-14-2006, 01:14 PM
I think he has some VooDoo Powers! Wooooooooooooooooo!

http://s14.photobucket.com/albums/a326/world_of_emoticons/new/th_77f38616.gif (http://s14.photobucket.com/albums/a326/world_of_emoticons/new/?action=view&current=77f38616.gif)

blueeyesdebbie22
04-14-2006, 01:19 PM
Hmmm who is Dan??? :D

Wise_Diva
04-14-2006, 01:25 PM
Ahh, I see so many, "guests," on currently, You never know if Axorb is on, do ya Miss Spanky?

Or is that some kind of subtle implication that I am in fact the man known as Dan. If it is, you cut me to the quick! No one ever wants to get to know someone else anymore, it's just easier to assume I'm someone you already know in some ill-concieved intarweb disguise. I am disheartened.

And to you Teesha, I am neither alpha nor omega, I'm just 3PS1L0N. :)

I don't think your Dan....I think your someone else close to my heart...& if not You seem to have a similer style to this VVV ery sexy dude I'm familier with:D

Lapdance
04-14-2006, 01:26 PM
lol diva..

Wise_Diva
04-14-2006, 01:27 PM
I've been lurking some lately... I am just always invisible. :)

My spanky is comming, right... I miss invisible spanky's, there the best...;)

3PS1L0N
04-14-2006, 01:36 PM
Sexy dude? Is he addicted to Twinkies and Slim-Fast as well?

I like to find spare twinkie crumbs in the bottom of my Slim-Fast, it's like a Twinkie shake! :D

lavonne
04-14-2006, 02:09 PM
We use twinkies for lots of things here...they are great to fix computer problems or, um, other things....

Lapdance
04-14-2006, 02:10 PM
We use twinkies for lots of things here...they are great to fix computer problems or, um, other things....

I think you are thinking what I am thinking.

Winter80-sara
04-14-2006, 02:10 PM
Twinkies in your slim fast? Ewwww

3PS1L0N
04-14-2006, 02:11 PM
I don't get it.

Winter80-sara
04-14-2006, 02:19 PM
We use twinkies for lots of things here...they are great to fix computer problems or, um, other things....

Are u talking sexual things? Cause im confused.

lavonne
04-14-2006, 02:22 PM
Are u talking sexual things? Cause im confused.

::gasp:: Sara! I would never ever ever talk about sexual things on the board....hahahaha. :blush: BTW, does anyone know why most of our dancing emoticons are bananas?

forevermine
04-14-2006, 02:23 PM
Lavonne no but i have wondered the same thing myself!

blueeyesdebbie22
04-14-2006, 02:24 PM
::gasp:: Sara! I would never ever ever talk about sexual things on the board....hahahaha. :blush: BTW, does anyone know why most of our dancing emoticons are bananas?

OMG go to bed Woman! ;)

3PS1L0N
04-14-2006, 02:24 PM
Well there's a hole with no bottom.