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Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 07:57 PM
No question most of us here are women. So what do you guys wanna talk about. So you can be more involved.
IowaGal1975
10-07-2005, 08:00 PM
Talk about a loaded gun question, lol! ;)
aXorb
10-07-2005, 08:02 PM
Don't ever post that again, us men learned long ago that question is only a ploy to trick us into saying something wrong, so the next thing we know we are 3 years into a guilted relationship with someone we don't care about and can't stand, getting excited about waking up every morning just to leave the house for work so we don't have to hear the incessant whining of an apparent 10th grader in a womans body.
bambiangel
10-07-2005, 08:04 PM
wow now we know what he wanted to talk about...kinda funny though was she ever happy?
loveyoukaysar
10-07-2005, 08:05 PM
Wow Axorb- that's nice! LOL LOL.
I feel like that most days myself.
IowaGal1975
10-07-2005, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
Don't ever post that again, us men learned long ago that question is only a ploy to trick us into saying something wrong, so the next thing we know we are 3 years into a guilted relationship with someone we don't care about and can't stand, getting excited about waking up every morning just to leave the house for work so we don't have to hear the incessant whining of an apparent 10th grader in a womans body.

So tell us how you really feel....;) :D
aXorb
10-07-2005, 08:06 PM
Any woman within 100 feet of me is happy. Duh.



And just for the record all my posts in this thread are parody, the characters are ficticious and no ex-girlfriends were harmed in the typing of this post.
Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 08:07 PM
awww not 200 feet.
lostinks
10-07-2005, 08:10 PM
Honestly though.....;) Tell us how you really feel.
FranzKafka
10-07-2005, 08:11 PM
This thread smells funny.
IowaGal1975
10-07-2005, 08:11 PM
lol lostinks, I'm hearing an echo........:D
ValleyGirl
10-07-2005, 08:16 PM
next thing we know we are 3 years into a guilted relationship with someone we don't care about and can't stand, getting excited about waking up every morning just to leave the house for work so we don't have to hear the incessant whining of an apparent 10th grader in a womans body.

LOL! (sigh) oh you men...:D
lostinks
10-07-2005, 08:17 PM
:) Again? I have been doing that alot..
Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 08:17 PM
The world would suck without men.
Lamia
10-07-2005, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
the incessant whining of an apparent 10th grader in a womans body.

hey! not all 10th graders are that bad! ::ahem::
blueeyesdebbie22
10-07-2005, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
Don't ever post that again, us men learned long ago that question is only a ploy to trick us into saying something wrong, so the next thing we know we are 3 years into a guilted relationship with someone we don't care about and can't stand, getting excited about waking up every morning just to leave the house for work so we don't have to hear the incessant whining of an apparent 10th grader in a womans body.

WOW someone sure did a number on this guy:D:D:D:D:D
aXorb
10-07-2005, 10:43 PM
Sheeeeeesh people I said I was just kidding!
lostinks
10-07-2005, 10:49 PM
I know you were kidding..:D (notice :P)

I feel stupid. I just noticed you are our new mod. aXorb. Color me red. :o When did this happen? :)
Ladyjinx
10-07-2005, 10:51 PM
LOL too funny :D:D:D
Lamia
10-07-2005, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by aXorb
Sheeeeeesh people I said I was just kidding!

a/s/l pix plz




that never gets old to me.
Winter80-sara
10-07-2005, 11:10 PM
Oh axorb- come back and play. Your a lot of fun:D
Plus eveyone seems to know you a lot better than I know you. Not fair- pout pout
lavonne
10-08-2005, 01:52 AM
Hey Dan...You know you really don't have to hold back with us. We are all friends here and if you want to talk we are here.

I would be more than happy to meet you in person so you can talk more about this...

Um...just bring Kaysar too. :P
blueeyesdebbie22
10-08-2005, 06:18 AM
Originally posted by blueeyesdebbie22
Originally posted by aXorb
Don't ever post that again, us men learned long ago that question is only a ploy to trick us into saying something wrong, so the next thing we know we are 3 years into a guilted relationship with someone we don't care about and can't stand, getting excited about waking up every morning just to leave the house for work so we don't have to hear the incessant whining of an apparent 10th grader in a womans body.

WOW someone sure did a number on this guy:D:D:D:D:D

Dan if you come back on today and you see this, hun I was just playing!!:):):):)
Winter80-sara
10-08-2005, 10:03 AM
were all friends here. In addition to what Iavonne Ya id wanna meet you and Kaysar in person. But california is a long way from Ky. Oh and yes I have all my teeth and know I dont own horses. And deff no inbreedeing. And i wear shoes lol:P
blueeyesdebbie22
10-08-2005, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by Winter80
were all friends here. In addition to what Iavonne Ya id wanna meet you and Kaysar in person. Buy california is a long way from Ky. Oh and yes I have all my teeth and know I dont own horses. And deff no inbreedeing. And i wear shoes lol:P

:D:D:D sara:D:D:D
Winter80-sara
10-08-2005, 10:14 AM
hehe i know i am dork:P
blueeyesdebbie22
10-08-2005, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by Winter80
hehe i know i am dork:P :D:D:
Winter80-sara
10-08-2005, 03:45 PM
Hey even dorks need love.lol.:P
blueeyesdebbie22
10-08-2005, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Winter80
Hey even dorks need love.lol.:P

yes we do dont we sara:D:D:D
Winter80-sara
10-08-2005, 04:01 PM
lol. Hey theres your serious comment.
blueeyesdebbie22
10-08-2005, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by Winter80
lol. Hey theres your serious comment.
HMMM no not right,
here how about this

Kaysar Will You Marry Me?

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
Winter80-sara
10-08-2005, 04:04 PM
there you go, thats what i keep asking him, us dorks need to stick together.lol:P
blueeyesdebbie22
10-08-2005, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by Winter80
there you go, thats what i keep asking him, us dorks need to stick together.lol:P

girl its you and me against the normal people :D:D:D:D
Winter80-sara
10-08-2005, 04:10 PM
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo! Not the Normies. Ok we can do it. Nothing can defeat the power of the Dorks.
blueeyesdebbie22
10-08-2005, 04:12 PM
Wonder Twin Power Activate Us Dorkies :D
Winter80-sara
10-08-2005, 04:15 PM
hehehe. I was just thinking that. So funny you said that. Shhhhh. Do you sense any Normies present. Quick check your Normiedar. lol:D
blueeyesdebbie22
10-08-2005, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by Winter80
hehehe. I was just thinking that. So funny you said that. Shhhhh. Do you sense any Normies present. Quick check your Normiedar. lol:D

See how we click as friends :D:D
janall
10-09-2005, 09:13 PM
What are you two doing in here,you got your own little chat room here to yourselfs :P
aXorb
10-10-2005, 02:18 AM
I love horses, I lived on a ranch for a couple years and drove cattle. Still got my hat and look damn good in it.
bambiangel
10-10-2005, 02:29 AM
My heart be still a real cowboy in our midst...where did you drive the cattle to?
aXorb
10-10-2005, 02:32 AM
All over southern Utah and northern Colorado.
blueeyesdebbie22
10-10-2005, 03:37 AM
Originally posted by aXorb
I love horses, I lived on a ranch for a couple years and drove cattle. Still got my hat and look damn good in it.

Hmm any chance you can post a picture so us Ladies can be the judge if you look damn good in it???:D:D:D
aXorb
10-10-2005, 03:38 AM
Well if you are resourceful enough you can find my myspace account and I actually have a pic with me in a cowbay hat on there.
blueeyesdebbie22
10-10-2005, 03:42 AM
Originally posted by aXorb
Well if you are resourceful enough you can find my myspace account and I actually have a pic with me in a cowbay hat on there.

Oh I am very resourceful, but its down right now undergoing maintenance :(
But I will check later on when I get home from work. Do you think I am attractive? Well as attractive as a monkey can be :D:D:D:D
Winter80-sara
10-10-2005, 11:30 AM
deb your the cutest monkey ive ever seen:D Axob. I love horses but have never ridden one. Your so lucky. Do you miss living on the ranch?
blueeyesdebbie22
10-10-2005, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by Winter80
deb your the cutest monkey ive ever seen:D Axob. I love horses but have never ridden one. Your so lucky. Do you miss living on the ranch?

Sara you are the sweetest!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes he is lucky to ride horse, me well I cant, my short little monkey legs wont reach and I keep falling off the damn thing. Last time it almost ran over my banana:)
Winter80-sara
10-10-2005, 11:37 AM
Oh. how aweful. How dare that horse try and run over your banana.lol. No more carrots for that horse. Maybe next time you should hold the horses mane and eat the banana before riding.:D
blueeyesdebbie22
10-10-2005, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by Winter80
Oh. how aweful. How dare that horse try and run over your banana.lol. No more carrots for that horse. Maybe next time you should hold the horses mane and eat the banana before riding.:D

I think you are right Sara eat first then ride :D:D:D
Winter80-sara
10-10-2005, 12:45 PM
hehe, i hope that the horse doesnt grow a taste for monkey. If so just fling some poo at it.llol:P
blueeyesdebbie22
10-10-2005, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by Winter80
hehe, i hope that the horse doesnt grow a taste for monkey. If so just fling some poo at it.llol:P

eeeewwwwwwww okay:D:D:D:D:D
MyKingKaysar
10-10-2005, 07:50 PM
1) Don't imagine you can change a man-unless he's in diapers

2) What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3) If the put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there.

4) Never let your man's mind wander- it's too little to be out all alone.

5) Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6) Men are all the same. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

7) Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8) Women don't make fools of men-mos of them are the do-it-yourself-types.

9) The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.

10) Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11) If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12) The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13) If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.

14) Remember that a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his.

15) Sadly, all men are created equal.
Winter80-sara
10-10-2005, 07:53 PM
oh my gosh that is so funny. I love the men wander in the desert fo 40 yrs and still dont ask for directions. lol