lostinks
03-19-2006, 05:10 PM
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how
> is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God,"
> she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the
> sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is
> these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out
> and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on
> branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported
> Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
> came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that
> having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically
> balanced," as she put it.
>
> "That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this,
> you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
> only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right
> away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it
> into the bushes. Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in
> the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve how is my favorite creation?"
>
> "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You
> see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has
> her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
>
> God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
> could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
> create a man from a part of you Now let's see............where did I put
> the useless boob?"
>
> Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?
> is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God,"
> she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the
> sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is
> these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out
> and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on
> branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported
> Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
> came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that
> having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically
> balanced," as she put it.
>
> "That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this,
> you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
> only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right
> away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it
> into the bushes. Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in
> the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve how is my favorite creation?"
>
> "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You
> see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has
> her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
>
> God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
> could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
> create a man from a part of you Now let's see............where did I put
> the useless boob?"
>
> Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?