Would you eat.......for $1000.00

[lostinks]

yes or no
Keep the questions semi-clean.....:D


Would you eat a moldy piece of cheese for a $1000.00?

[quendiva26]

I'd do it for free. I LOVE blue cheese! ;)

Would you eat,...

a 1,000 year old rotten ostrich egg?

[percarde]

No. Actually I had a problem eating a fresh rhea egg...

Would you eat,...

a lb of roaches?

[quendiva26]

Not a whole pound.

Would you eat blended sewer rats? (I watch Fear Factor :D)

[lostinks]

NO!!!! EWWWWWW

would you eat a can of sardines that have been sitting out for a week?

[quendiva26]

LOL probably not.

Would you eat a whole pound of the hottest peppers on earth?

[percarde]

No

Would you eat a lb of raw hamburger?

[lostinks]

no

would you eat maggots?

[quendiva26]

No

Would you eat human flesh?

[percarde]

No, although there is more protien in them than an equal amount of beef. Have you ever had steak tartar?

Would you eat pork intestine?

[quendiva26]

No, although there is more protien in them than an equal amount of beef. Have you ever had steak tartar?

Would you eat pork intestine?


No, I haven't, and yes, I probably would, I think the amount needs to be raised to $50,000 lol

Would you eat fried snake?

[lostinks]

no...I don't care if it tastes like chicken..

Would you eat a phone book?

[percarde]

No, I get enough fiber. (Some sausages still use pork intestine. ;) )

Would you eat your shoe?

[quendiva26]

Is it possible to eat you shoe? (Images of Charlie Chaplin attempting to do so, dance around the brain)

Would you eat a pound of caviar?

[lostinks]

no

would you eat cheerios with beer?

[quendiva26]

Yes.

Would you eat corn flakes with Dr. Pepper?

[lostinks]

yep

would you sing in wedding?

[quendiva26]

Yep,

Would u wear white after labor day? ;)

[lostinks]

yes...I got sidetracked up above and Laura you went along with me...lol

would you eat escagot? (snails)

[Mandy]

Yes, I actually like them if they are cooked correctly.

Would you eat tongue?

[quendiva26]

It depends on who's tounge - which animal I mean! lol

I just thought you were changing it up a bit, Alice! lol

So,...would you eat pig snout?

[Mandy]

Good point, I was thinking cow's...

I would eat pigs snout.

Would you eat manure? (ok, really gross, sorry, it was a bet we had on the farm as kids)

[quendiva26]

I don't think you could pay me enough to eat manure! lol Cows tounge I would eat for cash! lol

Would you eat a horse's tail?

[Mandy]

LOL, a horses tail? Interesting... I would probably, if that is possible. OMG, I am discovering that I would do way to many things for a relatively small amount of money!

Would you drink someones sweat, from their feet? (OK, I am really way too gross today, I need more sleep)

[lostinks]

no..agreed. You need rest...lol

would you eat the stuff scrapped off of restaurant burners?

[percarde]

No and I doubt I could drink Champagne out of a woman's shoe.... (I'm not romantic. ;) )

Would you eat ox tail?

[quendiva26]

You people are strange! lol I don't know - what is ox tail like?

Would you drink deer blood?

[Mandy]

LOL, thanks Alice, I will take that as permission to go home to bed... LOL Percade, what a good way to ruin a glass of champagne!

I would drink Deer's blood (as long as it was disease free).

Would you eat raw fish?

[Lapdance]

no

would you eat 2 week old meat?

[percarde]

No

(Ox-tail soup is good. ;)
I don't eat sushi. :D )

Would you eat monkey meat?

[lostinks]

no ewwwwwww..lol

would you eat monkey brains?

[Mandy]

If I lived in Alberta, I wouldn't eat sushi either Percade! LOL, it's kind of like eating BC beef...

Eek, monkey? I don't think so.

Would you eat pigeon?

[percarde]

Yes, I already have. :blush:

Would you eat rhea meat?

[Mandy]

LOL, Percade, we owe you!

Yes to Rhea.

Would you eat an eyeball?

[percarde]

no

Would you eat beaver tail?

[lostinks]

no

would you eat pickled pigs feet?

[Mandy]

Yes.

Would you eat glue?

[percarde]

Were we in grade one together?

Would you eat crepe(SP?) paper?

[Mandy]

LOL, I wouldn't doubt it Percarde...

Crepe paper, yup. (it turns your mouth lovely colours...)

Would you eat dirt?

[percarde]

Not intentionally. ;)

Would you eat mud pie?

[Mandy]

Do we get credit for things we have done in the past? ;)

Would you eat an earthworm?

[lostinks]

no

would you eat dry ice?

[Mandy]

No I think that dry ice is poisonous.

Would you drink ink?

[lostinks]

no

would you eat belly button fuzz?

[percarde]

Intentionally? ;)

Would you eat rose hips?

[Mandy]

LOL, Yes.

Would you eat toe lint?

[percarde]

no

Would you eat cockles and mussels?

[lostinks]

half of that order..lol

would you eat sea grass soup?

[Mandy]

yes, it's quite good with lemon actually...

Would you eat sea urchin?

[percarde]

Tastes better than street urchin. ;)

Would you eat dog?

[lostinks]

no

would yopu eat motor oil on your ice cream?

[percarde]

No. But it would cause me fewer problems than just the ice cream.

Would you drink a cup of whey?

[Mandy]

Lactose intolerance?

Yes.

Would you eat liver and onions? LOL

[lostinks]

yes..love it!

would you eat chicken gizzards?

[Mandy]

ewww, but for a $1000, yes. (my mother eats them all the time, blech)

Would you eat haggis?

[percarde]

I'll nae be a Sassenach!

Would you eat Prairie oysters?

[Mandy]

LOL, Percarde.

I think I'd need a wee bit more money for that one.

Would you eat chickens feet?

[lostinks]

no

would you eat mountain oysters?

[Ro]

No monkey meat here...

Would you eat buffalo's testicles?

[Winter80-sara]

Ewww gosh i cant even come in here without feeling sick.lol

[lostinks]

No monkey meat here...

Would you eat buffalo's testicles?n0

would you eat ear wax?

[Mandy]

My own yes, someone elses, no.

Would you eat dog food?

[lostinks]

yes..a taste

would you eat that grim found in a bottom of a dirty refrigerator?

[quendiva26]

Hell no,

would you eat rhino?

[lostinks]

maybe....if it was cooked.

would you eat ostrich?

[quendiva26]

sure, if it were cooked! ;)

Would you eat opossum?

[percarde]

No. Even if Granny made it.

Would you eat porcupine?

[quendiva26]

With or without the spikes? ;)

Would you eat mushrooms (the mind-altering kind)?

[percarde]

No.

Would you eat tree bark?

[quendiva26]

No.

Would you eat pancakes with rum instrad of syrup?

[Mandy]

hic sure, hic.

Would you eat a mouldy piece of bread?

[Winter80-sara]

Ya i think i would for that kind of money

would u eat an apple that has or had worms in it?

[quendiva26]

If it used to, sure, if it does now, no.

Would you eat duck feet?

[Mandy]

Cooked? Yes.

Would you eat a 60oz steak in one sitting?

[percarde]

No. (I've watched a guy eat a 32 oz steak and it wasn't pretty.)

Would you eat a toad in the hole? ;)

[Mandy]

Yummmmm, I paid for that last time I ate it, so yes!

Would you eat Shoo Fly Pie?

[percarde]

I feel my teeth rotting away as I sit here... Yes! Yum.

Would you eat deep fried pig skin?

[lostinks]

yes...I like pork rinds. :)

would you eat a whole turkey within 2 hours?

[percarde]

No

Would you eat packing popcorn?

[lostinks]

no

would you eat a baked potato with grease instead of butter?

[percarde]

Hello
http://www.maxss.it/link/alice.gif

;)

What kind of grease? Bacon? Otherwise no.

Would you eat turtle?

[lostinks]

Hello
http://www.maxss.it/link/alice.gif

;)

What kind of grease? Bacon? Otherwise no.

Would you eat turtle?Hi...That is so cute...:D ..How you been?

yes..I have and didn't like it. yuck chicken my a**.

would you eat spinach with vinegar?

[Wandamh]

Yes



Would you eat a fried chicken’s head?

[percarde]

Actually had to do some work today. Out of the office.

Yes to spinach. No to chicken head.

Would you eat raw kale?

[lostinks]

I was wondering where you were...:)

yes

would you eat squid?

[percarde]

No, nor calamari

Would you eat octopus ink ice cream?

[Wandamh]

No.


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/Wandamh/grossfoodtop2.gif

Would you eat a caterpillar?

[Mandy]

Cute, for $1000, yes I would.

Would you eat a live moth?

[lostinks]

LOl Wanda...:)

maybe for 1000.00 if it was mixed in the meat and I didn't see it.

would you eat a dozen raw eggs?

[Mandy]

12 raw eggs? I would try, but I don't know if I could.

Would you eat eel?

[percarde]

No

Would you eat the gall bladder of a bear?

[Mandy]

Eeek, I don't think so.

Would you make tea from someones socks? (Percarde, I think that I know your answer to this one...)

[percarde]

No one is going to answer this????

Would you eat spotted dick?

[Winter80-sara]

Uhhh is that really what i think it is? nooooo way
would u eat glass

[percarde]

http://thefoody.com/pudding/spotteddick.html

No

Would you eat a goldfish?

[Winter80-sara]

LOL yes
would u eat a bulls testicals?

[percarde]

Didn't we cover prairie oysters?

http://www.tomax7.com/thoughts/praoyst.jpg

Would you eat an eraser?

[Mandy]

Yes.

Would you drink baby's formula? (have you ever smelled that stuff? yech)

[Winter80-sara]

yes and yes its nasty
would u drink the watered olive juice in the jar?

[Mandy]

Yes, but I wouldn't like it!

Would you drink a jar of pickle brine?

[percarde]

Olive juice but not pickle brine

Would you eat rotting cabbage?

[Mandy]

Ewwww, talk about stinky. Nope.

Would you eat mouldy pancake mix? LOL

[percarde]

You don't like sourkraut or cabbage rolls???

No

Would you eat a whole chili pepper? (Has that been asked?)

[Winter80-sara]

I dont know yes i think i would lol
would u eat the steams of grapes

[Mandy]

Oh, you're right Percarde, how could I say no to my Baba's sour cabbage rolls, or to saurkraut (insert german joke here lol)? Duh. I was thinking sitting in my garden rotten...

I would eat grape stems.

Would you eat bread that a mouse had chewed on?

[percarde]

I think I have.... I was visiting and didn't want to ask questions.

Would you drink swamp water?

[Winter80-sara]

Eww no
would u crisco plain?

[lostinks]

one T. I would but no more.

would you eat frog legs?

[anii]

yes, they taste like chicken

would you drink your own saliva out of a cup?

[lostinks]

ewwwww....no

would you eat a booger?

[percarde]

No do I look like April? ;)

Would you eat deep fried fish bones?

[Mandy]

Yes, lots of calcium, if it isn't zapped out by the deep fryer, LOL

Would you eat expired (by 1 year) vitamins?

[percarde]

I probably have.

Would you eat ketchup soup?

[Mandy]

LOL, sure, I did often in my first year at university.

Would you eat soap?

[percarde]

No

Would you eat blood sausage?

[Winter80-sara]

Noooooo ewww ive seen that

Would u eat pigs snout

[Mandy]

Cooked? Yes.

Would you eat pig's tail?

[lostinks]

nope.....no way

would you eat a cup of mustard? with or w/o crackers...lol

[Wandamh]

Yes, I would try. (I like stick pretzels dipped in mustard). lol.


Would you eat Tomato Hornworms?

[lostinks]

I would eat 2....lol

would you eat a handful of worms?

[percarde]

No

Would you eat camel?
http://www.millan.net/anims/giffar/camel.gif

(One lump or two?)

[Wandamh]

No (One lump or two...http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif).


Would you eat grubs?

[lostinks]

yes...2

would you eat 2 worms?

[percarde]

Fried?

Would you eat Rootworm Beetle Dip ?

[karina]

no

would you eat wet cat food?

[percarde]

No

Would you eat cricket cookies?

[lostinks]

yes 2 with milk

would you eat a small piece of mud pie?

[percarde]

I love mud pie! I think it is the graham cracker crust...

Would you eat brain?

http://www.madmartian.com/halloween/images/food/gf8.jpg

[lostinks]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a349/lostinks/greenpuke.gif

Would you eat a watermelon, honey dew melon, and a cantaloupe.....all within 2 hours?

[percarde]

If it was a small watermelon. Yes, I've done some stupid eating things before. Remember that kid on A&E's Inked that drank a half gallon of milk in an hour. ;)

Would you eat 8 oz of just fat?

[Mandy]

I would try, but I doubt that I'd make it.

Would you eat at the buffet of a chef who had the Norwalk virus?

[lostinks]

no...not enough money for that one...

would you drink a glass of pured rotten fish?

[Sherry]

No

Would you eat a banana without peeling it?

[lostinks]

I'd try...a small one.

would you eat a sardine and cram cheese pizza?

[Sherry]

noooooooooooooooooooo

Would you eat a hotdog COVERED with onions?

[lostinks]

yes....I would eat a whole onion..I love onions. yummy

would you drink a vanilla ice cream onion shake?

[Sherry]

No

Would you eat seaweed if you were starving?

[lostinks]

yes...I think I would, as long as it wouldn't kill me.

Would you eat a fire ants if you were starving?

[Sherry]

No way

Would you eat a smashed M&M you found under the sofa?

[StLSusan]

Uh....NO! ;)

Would you eat mashed potatoes with ketshup?

[Wandamh]

Yes


Would you eat scrambled eggs with ketshup?

[lostinks]

yes

would you eat scrambled eggs with ants?

[percarde]

No.

Would you eat a large white onion raw? (Like and apple?)

[lostinks]

yes...I'm sick. lol

would you eat a whole clove of garlic?

[percarde]

No.

Would you eat raw ginger root?

[lostinks]

no...

would you eat 2 raw eggs?

[percarde]

Sure. I caesar salad and one serving of Christmas pudding with sauce. ;)

Would you eat raw rutabaga?

[lostinks]

no yuck!

would you eat 2 slices of raw bacon?

[percarde]

Been there, done that. Bought the t-shirt. ;) Actually raw turnip witha bit of sugar on it is good. Unless you pulled it out of the ground before the first frost.

Would you eat the skin of a kiwi fruit?

[lostinks]

yes

would you eat the rind of a grapefruit?

I don't care for turnips..but I have never tried with suger before either. hmmm

[percarde]

No. Not a grapefruit fan.

Would you eat kidney pie?

[lostinks]

a small piece

would you eat a small raw lobster tail?

[percarde]

No

Would you eat overcooked clams?

[anii]

You don't say how much... yes I would eat one teaspoonful.

How about used gum (not yours) from under a desk?

[percarde]

Eeeew. My aunt got trench mouth from doing that so No!

Would you eat a cup of pine needles?

[anii]

Eeeew. My aunt got trench mouth from doing that so No!

But did she get the $1,000? ;)

pine needles - no way!

How about a cup of rainwater?

[lostinks]

yes. if it was clean


would you eat a roach omelet? just a one egg-er..;)

[percarde]

No.

Would you drink pine tar?

[lostinks]

what is pine tar? does it taste like pine needles? if so then no...:)

would you eat 3 eucalyptus leaves?

[percarde]

No

Would you eat soup made from thistles?

[anii]

I've heard of thistle soup, in France, so yes. I'd give it a try.

How about a cough drop from your lover's mouth?

[zuhra]

what no way..............

one glass of blood to drink:D

[anii]

Ew... yuk... never!

Howsabout a glass of bile?

[lostinks]

no

would you eat a real old banana. One that is really black and soft?

[Kate]

Yes, I would.
(What about in a milk shake?)

Would you eat a large bowl of brussel sprouts?

[Wandamh]

Yes http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/Wandamh/Smileys/licking_lips.gif


Would you eat a large bowl of parsnips and salsify?

[Kate]

Oh! Wandamh brussel sprouts, how could you? ;)

Never had parsnips…but I think I would say no!

Would you eat two cans of sardines?

[Wandamh]

Yes, I would try. ;)

Would you eat a plate of deep-fried dandelion blossoms.


(Kate, I love brussels sprouts) :)

[lostinks]

Yes.I have never had them, but I have people say they were good. Hey, their deep fried. :)


would you eat 2 rolls of raw cookie dough?

[Mandy]

I would absolutely try, my sweet tooth would love me!

Would you eat/drink pond scum?

[lostinks]

no


would you eat a raw burger with the works?

[percarde]

:blush:

Would you eat a big bowl of lima beans?

(Brussel spouts are really good. ;) I've tried dandelion wine and tea but never deep fried.)

[Wandamh]

Yes

Would you eat a can of Scorpions?


I've eaten dandelion blossoms, the bigger the blossom the better the flavour. They taste like summer squash.

[lostinks]

no

would you drink a cup of cooking oil?

[Wandamh]

No

Would you drink a bottle of vanilla extract?

[percarde]

LOL!

Would you drink a cup of food colouring?

[Mandy]

Ick.

Would you eat human hair?

[Kate]

No way!

Would you eat sushi? (Wandamh and Percade you must enjoy veggies?)

[Wandamh]

No way.

Would you eat a pint of scalloped oysters?


(I love my veggies) ;)

[lostinks]

no

would you eat 2 rotten apples?

[Wandamh]

No


Would you eat a whole chocolate cake?

[lostinks]

no I'd die...lol

would you eat 2 large pizza's, with the works, in 1 hour?

[percarde]

Yes

Would you drink a cup of spicy BBQ sauce?

[lostinks]

yes

would you drink a glass of VERY sour milk?

[percarde]

No

Would you eat three chicken eggs, sunny side up, if you saw a speck of red in them?

[Wandamh]

No

Would you drink 1/4 cup of Tabasco Sauce?

[lostinks]

with bread......yes

would you eat 2 cans of cat food?

[Wandamh]

Ewww... No.

Would you eat a large bowl of cold cucumber soup?

[Kate]

Yes
Would you eat venison?

[lostinks]

yes...I have before and I don't like it, but I would eat it for the money..:)

would you eat 2 lbs. of cooked chicken livers?

[percarde]

Yes
(And venison is very good if cooked properly.)

Would you eat stuffed mouse?

[Wandamh]

Let me think...NO!


Would you eat a live goldfish?

[lostinks]

no


would you eat 2 lbs. of cooked chicken gizzards?

[percarde]

Too chewy.
(Romans ate stuffed doormouse.)

Would you eat jellied eels?

[Wandamh]

No

Would you eat a can of Giant Water Bugs?
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/Wandamh/Giantwaterbugs.jpg

[percarde]

No

How about if they were alive?

[lostinks]

no..ewwww

would you eat 12 pickled pigs feet?

[Kate]

No

Would you eat a bowl of anchovies?

Percade, my Dad once went hunting and killed a Bambi---and in I cried for days---and in protest would not eat the meat. He never went hunting again!

[anii]

For a thousand dollars? Can I hold my nose while I do it?

Would you eat a can of Spam, all by itself?

[bambiangel]

yes, you guys can come up with gross stuff....


Would you eat monkey brains?

[anii]

I've heard it's a delicacy, and I'm pretty hard up for the 1-grand, so with much hesitation... yes.

Would you drink a big jar of dill pickle brine (just the liquid, no pickles)?

[percarde]

PercaRde, my Dad once went hunting and killed a Bambi---and in I cried for days---and in protest would not eat the meat. He never went hunting again!

I like the taste of deer and elk. My father is a hunter and when I was growing up, the wild meat was a necessity. That being said, I have no desire to go hunting.

[SweetonKaysar]

I've heard it's a delicacy, and I'm pretty hard up for the 1-grand, so with much hesitation... yes.

Would you drink a big jar of dill pickle brine (just the liquid, no pickles)?

For a thousand dollars...uh yea.

What about scrambled rotten eggs?

[percarde]

No. I've been boycotting McDonalds for quite a while now.

Speaking of which:

For $1000 would you go on a McDonald's only diet for a month? (Like the guy in Supersize Me.)

[SweetonKaysar]

Yea I would eat McDonald's for a month. They have salads now. :)

Would you eat monkey brains for $1000.00? (Forgive me please if it's already been asked.)

[lostinks]

it has....:) and no

would you eat 2 uncooked pickled duck eggs?

[SweetonKaysar]

No...I'm nauseated just thinking about it.

Would you eat baby seal?

[lostinks]

no

would you eat a light bulb?

[bambiangel]

lightbulb? no ,i saw a guy on tv do it though..


how about toejam?

[Kate]

No to Toejam---I don't know what it is?

Would you eat squab? (a fancy word for young pigeon)

[percarde]

yes

Would you eat a tapeworm?

[lostinks]

I'd try it..*shudder*

on Fear Factor last night..rerun
would you eat ONE worm for 50.000?

This girl wouldn't. I say give me the worm. lol

[percarde]

Yes

Would you eat iguana meat?

There is an urban legend about tapeworms in a diet pill.

[lostinks]

But, I would kill the tapeworm first. *yuck*

Cooked? One bite? yes

would you eat 2 bites of cooked dog?

[percarde]

I'm not sure but I may have already eaten dog.... There was this restaurant where I got food poisoning that was shut down a month later when coyote carcasses were found in their freezer... :puke:

Would you eat cat meat?

[lostinks]

EWWWWWW..

NO I would never eat cat. It would be like eating Murray..:(

Would you eat fried rat?

[Wandamh]

No

Would you eat a Marzipan baby?

[lostinks]

Is that candy? I don't know if I could... if I didn't look at it I would.

would you eat a pigs uterus?

saw this on Fear Factor..

[Wandamh]

Marzipan is a sweet paste made of ground almonds, sugar, and eggs, often colored and molded into edible decorations. (I don't think I could eat it). :)

Never ever would I eat pigs uterus. gross!!!


Would you eat six cheeseburgers in one hour?

[lostinks]

yes.....if they were McDonalds...there small and I think I could do it. :)

would you eat 12 pickled beets?

[Wandamh]

Yes. I would eat a whole jar of pickled beets. :)


Would you eat a whole head of cauliflower?

[anii]

Yes.

A rubberband?

[lostinks]

a rubber band? lololol yes

would you eat 4 flies?

[percarde]

Any bikers in the house? ;)

Would you eat A Jellie of Fyshe?

[anii]

I don't like the sound of that so.... No.

Would you swallow a wad of chewing tobacco?

[lostinks]

Any bikers in the house? ;)

Would you eat A Jellie of Fyshe?
Cold fish..yuck..I don't like fish. But I may try it. *shudder*

would you eat a whole box of Cheerios with milk?

[anii]

Okay, now I'm starting to feel ignored... what's the deal?

would you eat a whole box of Cheerios with milk?

YES

Would you swallow a wad of chewing tobacco?

[Mandy]

Ew yuck, I don't think that I could.

Would you eat a pack of cigarettes?

[anii]

Depends, regular or menthol? j/k ... ummmmm,

No!

How about blue cheese left out overnight?

[Mandy]

LOL Anne.

I can hardly eat blue cheese "fresh", so no.

Would you eat a "loaf" of jalepeno flavoured soy cheese?

[lostinks]

no

would you eat a whole cake? A 9x13

[anii]

Would I? I have! (think 20 years ago after a kegger...)

Where's my $1,000???

Okay, so what about a kleenex?

[lostinks]

let me think.........NO!

would you drink a bottle of canola oil?

[percarde]

no

Would you chocolate mix powder straight?

[lostinks]

That sounds like a diabetic coma..:) nope

would you eat a 5 lb bag of cooked potatoes?

[percarde]

How cooked? Deep fried? The battered variety? ;)

Would you eat a half pound of the simulated bacon bits?

[lostinks]

LOL...anyway you want them

yep, I'd try.

Would drink a case of Pepsi?

[percarde]

A case? Not even one!

Would you drink hot Dr Pepper?

[lostinks]

yes...I have :)

would you eat a lb of chicken legs?

[percarde]

Yes.

Would you eat a lb of greasy chicken thighs?

[lostinks]

greasy from being deep fried? :) yes

would you eat a lb. of chicken beaks?

[anii]

Yuk! No!

Would you eat a big bowl of fried grasshoppers?

(yes, I stole this from TAR - it's early!!!)

[lostinks]

LOL...that was nasty..:) no!!

would you eat a bug quiche?

[anii]

God no!

How about a tin of Carmex?

[lostinks]

yes

would you drink a bottle of Tequila {te'killya}without stopping?

[percarde]

No

Would you eat the hard fatty tissues around the kidneys of cattle and sheep?

[lostinks]

ewwwwww

would you eat a 1000.00 bill?

[StLSusan]

NO!

Would you eat a cigar?

[lostinks]

no

would you eat a cup of salt?

[percarde]

No. That is physically impossible. It would induce vomitting before you got too far.
(Suet is in many dishes... Like Mincemeat. ;) )

Would you eat whale blubber?